Welcome to the Tucson Citizen: Coulter dodges pie, ridicules war critics

Welcome to the Tucson Citizen: "Ann Coulter arrived two hours late, sidestepped an attempt to throw a pie in her face and delivered a steady stream of outrageous, politically incorrect one-liners attacking liberals, opponents of the war in Iraq, Democrats and that party's presidential nominee, John Kerry.
All in a day's work for the author, TV talking head and blond bombshell of the far right.
Though Coulter was late arriving because of snarled travel arrangements, most of those who braved stormy weather to see her at the University of Arizona's Centennial Hall stuck it out. The hall, which holds about 2,500, was more than 90 percent full when she finally took the stage to a standing ovation.
Coulter called Kerry a 'gigolo' who has spent most of his life 'living off the work of other men.' She said Kerry's only hope to improve this country as president would be 'to snooker some rich country into marrying us.'
She said the 'reporting for duty' line Kerry used at the Democratic convention 'is the same thing he says when he goes into the bedroom.'"